Tuesday, December 06, 2005

coming to america



last night i dreamed of neil diamond.
he was narrating a television biopic (about himself) in a mirror.
he lit a match, blew it out, and used the ashes as blush.
i have to say, it looked pretty good on him.



Currently spinning:
Pavement ~ Brighten the Corners

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

too tight pants

I'm really in my basement, talkin' to my water heater aren't I?


This song is about my intense hatred of immigrants.

9:24 PM  
Blogger locus sigilli said...

you, sir, are just jealous that mr. diamond can still rock a wicked pair of jordache jeans...

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in his myspace pic he looks vaguely like arch-conservative bill o'reilly.

and, for the record:
i'm jealous of everyone for everything.

2:02 AM  

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